I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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