What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
