I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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