hell yes lets make some ravioli
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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