I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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