Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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