I look better un-naked...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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