hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
