this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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