she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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