She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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