: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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