I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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