grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
