If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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