All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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