"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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