im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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