did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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