i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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