So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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