no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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