I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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