Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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