ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
