sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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