Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Panties = found
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
