I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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