I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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