If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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