Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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