Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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