she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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