Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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