We're facebook friends in real life
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The Olympian is in my bed
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
