I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
How's work?
Spinning.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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