It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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