So drunk its hurt
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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