wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize