i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
