You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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