week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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