do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
