I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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