i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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