How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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