I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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