all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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