party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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