im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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