therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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