I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
there was a trapeze. enough said
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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