You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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