If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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