I hope mine doesn't look like that
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You left your phone here
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