I just made out with a guy for $7.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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