Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Excuse me. Iโm a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, Iโm getting my fruit snacks.
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